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Five Pints (Farm Fresh Remaster)

by Herb Garden

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1.
SMOKE THE TELLY Everybody wants a piece of the cake And let them eat it, eat it, eat it Smoke it, smoke it! Everybody wants a piece of the cake And let them eat it, eat it, eat it For all the love you’re gonna get in this world You might as well just smoke the telly For all the joy you’re gonna get in this world You might as well just smoke your telly Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke your telly Reading the papers, their photographs and headlines Same news as yesterday and the day before that The barons of the public conscience dictate their opinions Sanitized phrases for their beastly, beastly acts Journalistic jargon substitutes for real pain Summing-up a situation with a generalized slur Confident and loud and stupid, bigoted and smug, The editor has to fill his rag to keep his punters happy Do what? Grind it up now For all the love you’re gonna get in this world You might as well just smoke the telly For all the joy you’re gonna get in this world You might as well just smoke your telly Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke your telly Switch on the television - gentle light of violence Same tosh as yesterday and the day before that Keeping up the standards of consumerist idiocy Of course they've got to buy a scoop -an exclusive must be found Calling scandal-mongers; some celebrities to hound Learn how to join the in-crowd. What's fashionable this year? Selling modern fairytales, the people lap it up And of course, the shareholders expect to make an honest buck Do what? Grind it up now Everybody wants a piece of the cake And let them eat it, eat it, eat it Smoke it, smoke it! Turn off the radio - tune in to the airwaves Same music as yesterday and the days before that The plastic politicians secrete their slippery, slippery speeches Their self-righteous attitude it plays the honest thief A hopeless Royal Family of antiquated ways Can’t even keep the pretence of the nuclear-family way Careerist Tory ministers caught with their trousers down So, ‘Discreet Hypocrisy’ - an example for you and me Do what? Grind it up now Everybody wants a piece of the cake And let them eat it, eat it, eat it
2.
Colours 07:11
COLOURS Many masks come into play To hide the Inner Forces The motives made that rule your day Your desirable conclusion Many words enhance the play Filling up the every second Some pillows placed, just so, to placate Any sense of discomfort Daub your world a pretty colour, yeah! Colour! Colour! Filling life with incidents Charting-up experience points Stories of wild and wonder Such exaggerated lives Drowning on the memories Of what should have been You look away to another place You just see what you wanna see! Daub your world a pretty colour, yeah! Colour! Colour! Run away Yes, run away The further you go The less you will know But still you can't face the music Cause the real world looks so dull Daub your world a pretty colour, yeah! Colour! Colour!
3.
Toil 08:01
TOIL Smile, you bastards! Sweat. I want to see you sweat Graft. I want to see you graft Take our words 'cause we know best Until we gain there'll be no rest Build. I want to see you build Believe. You just got to believe Have some trust - please don’t fuss Break your back, don't be slack Work hard, work hard Work hard, work hard We'll take the best years of your life And off your efforts we will thrive Soiled. I want to see your hands soiled Toil. I want to see you toil Without your pain we get no gain Come on fast, don't be last Behave. You've just got to behave Be meek. You've just got to be meek Knuckle down, 9-5 Eyes down, mouth shut, keep in line Work hard, work hard Work hard, work hard We'll take the best years of your life And make it look so worthwhile Because freedom Is the illusion of free choice Freedom is the belief you have a voice Get down. You've just got to get down Conform. You've just got to conform Pay your homage work your ass Take our words 'cause we know best Kneel. I want to see you kneel Believe. You just gotta believe Knuckle down, nine 'til five Eyes down, mouth shut, keep in line Work hard, work hard Work hard, work hard We'll take the best years of your life And off your efforts we will thrive They’ll take the best years of your life And off your efforts we will thrive Because freedom Is the illusion of free choice Because ‘freedom’ is the belief you have a voice You’ve got to Work hard, work harder, work hard All your life now Work hard, work harder, work hard Because ‘freedom’ is the belief you have a voice Work hard, work harder, work hard
4.
ANIMALS (With Gimmicks) Animals with gimmicks - that's us human beings! There are the dogs that bark out their orders That hunt and hound and lead to the slaughter There are the mice that feel that they're caught Made to feel small, yes they do as they're taught There are the fish that swim with the tide And in large numbers must always confide There is the lion that sits there with false pride There is the cockerel that marks out the time Animals with gimmicks - that's us human beings! There is the snake that silently constricts There is the leech that sucks and sucks forever There are the moles that dig their own holes There is the maggot that eats off the carcass There are the lemmings that rejoice as they die There is the peacock that fans its fine feathers There is the vulture that swoops down from the heights There is the wolf that is dressed in sheep’s clothing Animals with gimmicks - that’s us human beings Human beings! Yeah Animals with gimmicks - that’s us human beings
5.
Breakdown 04:55
BREAKDOWN What goes up - must come down The police had to cordon off the library And going to church was compulsory And the vicar conducted his sermon With the aid of a double-barrelled shotgun Stumbling towards martial law Soldiers knock at your front door The lollipop ladies are giving out guns A hundred politicians were killed last night! Breakdown Breakdown What goes up - must come down No-one can stop the looting mobs Shopkeepers can only watch and sob "STAY INDOORS!" the broadcast says Forget about all those pension plans … ha ha The generals have killed the queen But can’t control their militant ranks First, we had just martial law Now we've got full-scale civil war! Breakdown Breakdown What goes up - must come down Breakdown Everyone has gone on strike The Western World says goodnight And the milkmen deliver petrol and POP! Instead of the usual Gold Top! Nuclear reactors overheat YET MORE KILLINGS IN THE STREET All around the world it's said Civilisation is finally dead Breakdown Breakdown What goes up - must come down

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released June 26, 2022

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Welcome to the Herb Garden campsite. We will share lots of frenzied frolics and scrumpy-ous sonics with you here. Check out our sites too - we'll talk on Wordpress, lark about on Facebook, shimmer on Flickr, and glimmer on YouTube, natch.

We've remastered 1989's Eponymous EP, often known as 'Bulldozer Jones', and all the tracks that led to Warner's DNA mini-LP. We've loads to reveal!
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