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HMS Disaster ('H​.​M​.​S. Remaster')

by Herb Garden

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1.
SET ME FREE AGAIN Is this the easiest - It’s gonna be? There's too much for you - And there's nothing for me! Force-fed the fatties - To starve out the poor Give nothing back - Pretend less is more But there’s too many chiefs And not enough braves This system we call life Is just designed to make us slaves You can set me free again Set me free again Set me free again I know you so well - That you could be me And if I had a thought - Then I know where you’ll be Domestic harmony strikes a wrong, long chord And I know you're happy 'cause I'm so bored But there’s too many chefs And not enough plates We are all entombed together And I must try to escape Set me free ln this world of pain and suffering Injustice and Inequality Do we lose sight of what will be? Please set me free ... Release me I have won - Your battle is lost And I’ll leave you crying - To count up the cost The tunnel’s-end light is blinding me Please set me free, release me But there’s too much pleasure And not enough pain This life is always lacking Why do I put myself through it again?
2.
HMS Disaster 03:16
H.M.S. DISASTER Who-oh! Cos I name this ship H.M.S. DISASTER H.M.S. DISASTER, H.M.S. DISASTER I name this ship H.M.S. DISASTER H.M.S. DISASTER, H.M.S. DISASTER Here we go again In the wash we’ll swim No room to do your thing And the captain in blue Well, he told us we're alright Gave us pittance pay Fooled us we're on course But the bos'un was blind Who-oh! Cos I name this ship H.M.S. DISASTER H.M.S. DISASTER, H.M.S. DISASTER I name this ship H.M.S. DISASTER H.M.S. DISASTER, H.M.S. DISASTER Hull, it sprang a leak Water in the bread “A mutiny!” cried Clive "Freedom for all" Swiftly walking planks The captain takes the plunge No land in sight And we're sinking down fast Oh my golly! And there's a MUTINY la-la-la-la MUTINY la-la-la-la MUTINY la-la-la-la MUTINY la-la-la-la And there's a MUTINY la-la-la-la MUTINY la-la-la-la MUTINY la-la-la-la MUTINY la-la-la-la I name this ship, I name this ship I name this ship, I name this ship I name this ship, I name this ship I name this ship: H.M.S. DISASTER
3.
Sleep 02:50
SLEEP So you rest a little while In a slumber, sloven-style You're always tired; you're spent and gone All washed-up and ready to drop On a closed-eye decree To pass these hours once more for free But for me you'd be there still In that sweet place, Sleepsville Sleep, sleep Your personality’s like a book I’ve read Sleep, sleep Cause you’ve got nothing better to do instead And with these moments that you steal Because these dreams you must feel Dozing in an inactive state Just lie down and vegetate So you tried to fight the weight That your tired eyelids make So once more upwards to retire To take your ease is your desire Sleepy head, sleepy head So on that bed that you have laid To put reality on fade So once more you hibernate Exhausted, spent – you’re always tired So to forty winks we find Close your eyes to be blind ‘Cause now you think that God is you Where all things they CAN be true! Sleepy head, sleepy head Wakey-wakey!
4.
SCREAM AND SHOUT I can scream and shout ‘til I’m blue in the face But there’s nothing left just empty space If I've walked these streets 100 times Then it’s 90 times too many Do I really need a change of scenery? Or is there something holding, keeping me? They say familiarity breeds contempt But this urban wallpaper's aflame Is it the people or the places that I love? That keeps me here when I should run You can never turn your back on the past It might be a regret you’ll never lose Be careful where you throw that salt The memory-ghost may be watching you I can scream - but no one’s listening I can shout – but it’s meaningless But I'm too much my own man And I don’t care what you've done I’ll piss on you if you’re on fire Turn up my nose if you ever spoke Out of place – that’s what my mind is In my shell, I’ll... If I ever turn into someone else Please check me into place - I wanna look back You can’t progress ahead of yourself Destiny can only take so much of being Stamped on, trampled down - Keep the things you love In perpetual liberty.
5.
Suffer 04:55
SUFFER So we suffer. So we suffer ... Desensitized by their lies Bombarded bluntly by their cries The atrocities These masters of their minions call From their power-office tall Cause to regulate You know it's great to be alive Even better if you're living Burdens flung that break the back In the grim hope that it's worth it What did we do to ever suffer? They're replacing the reality with absurd terminology Got their interests at heart Reams and reams of filthy dealings, Self-justified, believing that they know best Look at that greedy man Smarming on the television Telling us it's good for you And it fills an empty belly What did we do to ever suffer? These fools, these liars These tricksters and thieves They've duped, gulled and deceived us all These swindlers, bigots, hoodlums in grey suits They've duped us all And they'll feed you to the dogs So we suffer for their art And it's been like this from the start They put a shotgun to your heart And they make sure you play your part So we suffer for their art And it's been like this from the start So we suffer, so we suffer Monsters of hypocrisy, swanking in obscenity They drag us down An effervescent stream of bullshit Monumental falsehoods to install obedience You know fact is always more absurd than fiction Democracy - there's a joke Every five years in the waiting What did we do to ever suffer? And it goes on and on and on … These fools, these liars, these tricksters and thieves They've duped, gulled and deceived us all They'll put a shotgun to your heart And it's been like this from the start As we suffer for THEIR art And they make sure you play your part And it goes: on and on and on It goes on and on and on … {like this song!}
6.
No Way 03:53
Look on the Forever EP for the wordage
7.
Forever 04:00
Look on the Forever EP for the wordage
8.
Granny 04:24
GRANNY Granny! Things elapse and run their course You've had your day and now it's past Where did all the cooking go? The endless knitting patterns? Your eyes are absent where once they were mighty But she wanted to go home Where did all the shopping go? The endless supermarket shuffles? Your hands are shaky where once they were steady But she wanted to go home But she didn't know where that's supposed to be But she wanted to go home Her face wore the scars of household upkeep And from your God you expected something You worked so hard to die for nothing Cast off, written off, sent to scrap She grows old and fades and withers A second childhood now she suffers There was a dutiful mother The constant stream of ironing and washing Her face wore the scars of years of household upkeep But she wanted to go home Where once you were so skilful Now you are just clumsy and awkward And where there was vigour Now there is only weakness But she wanted to go home But she didn't know where that's supposed to be But she wanted to go home Her face wore the scars of household upkeep You worked so hard to die for nothing And from your God you expected something Cast off, written off, sent to scrap ISOLATION KILLS But she wanted to go home But she didn't know where that's supposed to be But she wanted to go home She goes from good, to bad, to worse Where is the girl who once played freely? Did you believe in all you worked for? Time, so surely, takes its toll To work so hard to die for nothing Cast off, written off, sent to scrap …
9.
ORGANIC JIHAD Technology has always been the master But still we want new shapes Suckers for paraphernalia But we're all still apes Martyrs to style and convention No deviance from this form and action They say, 'Fight the war, fight the war It’s the natural progression' On the Organic Jihad Calling On the Organic Jihad Enforce a dominant pattern Tyrants to self-satisfaction Trusters in benevolent dictation Crusaders in their own high opinion In pleasure palaces invented Where at things can be expected They say, 'Fight the war, fight the war It’s the natural progression' Rising up now... Persistence in forced assemblage Exalting in useless forms Harmonise all things in proportion Push on to disarray Calling all mercenary whores To uphold the arrogant law They say, 'Fight the war, fight the war It's the natural progression'
10.
BEATING 'ROUND THE BUSH What makes us want to talk Yet make no sense? Why do we have to put up with Society’s pretence? Here we go again - beating 'round the bush Just let me show you - you're living a crime Here we go again - beating 'round the bush Just let me show you - what's on my mind Our desires are based on statistical mires Passionate thoughts resigned to tired old melodies The old recycled backing track The symphony of life begins anew Come and feel the pain – beating 'round the bush Just let me show you - you're living a crime Come and feel the pain - beating 'round the bush Just let me show you - what's on my mind My pain - I'm happy Can we really understand? Is there meaning to our insignificance? All the unconscious lies - thoughts about myself Does it always have to mean me? Come and feel the pain ... My pain - I'm happy So what is on your mind? You're beating 'round the bush again So what is on your mind? You can come and feel the pain Can you say it's planned? Or do you believe in coincidence? All those wasted times – squandered by myself But this time it will not be! Never more again - beating 'round the bush This time I'll show you - what's on my mind ... My pain - I'm happy ...
11.
Tacky 05:13
TACKY Tacky! Well, look on now - Don't you see this mess? We're problem erecting, problem creating It’s a crazy world - Where there's no escape From an endless stream of trivial factors Its... TACKY: so that’s what you want HAPPY: to keep your mouth in motion TACKY: your words – full of air So science provides - The perfect design To rational thought, to which we are bought Elementary rules - That are never learned Two steps forward, twenty steps back! I can’t take this tackiness no more I can’t take this tackiness no more Hop aboard - Joining paper chains With empty words and hollow projections So all embrace - With an acceptable face With postcard perceptions - Without an exception And open the sluice - To this self-abuse Spouting useless statistics - pointless logistics It's a crazy world - Where there's no escape From an endless stream of trivial factors It’s a trivia ATTACK! So relative peace - Belies perpetual storm In this ordered chaos, which they never tell us Filling every second – with banalities Like, “Hope that the weather clears up for the better” Well, sectioned off - Into perfect squares You put things in order - just as you're taught The further we travel - The less we unravel Still we go faster - no brakes can we muster It’s a trivia attack!! It’s a trivia ATTACK!!!!

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TRIVIAL FACTORS! - original, ocean-going liner notes:

Playing in the 'Garden:

CARL HERB
Organic Fugel Horn (voices)

DAVE HERB
Bass As F**k (bass guitar)

BEN HERB
Thud! Thud! Whack! Crash! Ug! (beats)

PHIL HERB
Electrocuted Guitar Masturbation (lead guitar heroics)

RAT HERB
Guitar Celibacy & Choirboy (rhythm guitars and licks)

CREDITS
Produced by Martin Nichols and Herb Garden.
Engineered by Martin Nichols.
Recorded and mixed at
The Whitehouse Studio,
Kewstoke, Avon, UK, 1993.
Original artwork by Nick Hamer
1993 layout by Karl WoW with Herb Garden
Inner sleeve photo by Giles & Brian.

This was a Words of Warning production. For Info & mail-order list, you used to be able to send stamps, IRCs, etc. to: WoW-HQ in Gwent (Wales), UK.

AS THE BOAT GOES DOWN WE SALUTE:

Karl (WoW), DS4A, Erich in Stuttgart, Andi & Jurgen (42 Records), Colin & John Utopium (peaking!), Sam Giles (Stuff Productions), Si (photos), Charlie Giddings (drums), Tim Benson (drums), Keith (Bristol Drum Store).

If you think you've been overlooked, please write to the address below stating, in full, the reasons why you should have been included in the list. A full Herb Garden tribunal will then meet to assess your case. Alternatively, to become a puppet for the 'FREEDOM EMPIRE OF THE UMPTEENTH GENERATION', please send an SAE to:

HERB GARDEN
BOX -- GREENLEAF BOOKSHOP
-- COLSTON ST
BRISTOL, AVON, UK
(Don't really though. This was years ago and the bookshop no longer exists. SAEs probably don't either!

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released June 22, 2022

'H.M.S. REMASTERED'

H.M.S. Disaster was remastered during the COVID-19 pandemic, between 2019 and 2022. Remaster engineered by Rat Crook. Remaster produced by Rat Crook and Ben Wallis. Cover art and graphics remastered by Ben Wallis with Suzanne Zilka.

Original recording: 1993. Recorded and mixed at The Whitehouse Studio, Kewstoke, Avon, UK. Written, performed and recorded by Herb Garden; © + ℗ Herb Garden 1993-2022. Produced by Martin Nichols and Herb Garden. Engineered by Martin Nichols.

Herb Garden are:

CARL Graves: Lead vocals
DAVE Crook: Bass guitar; backing vocals
BEN Wallis: Drums
PHIL Marsden: Lead guitar
RAT Crook: Rhythm guitars; backing vocals

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We've remastered 1989's Eponymous EP, often known as 'Bulldozer Jones', and all the tracks that led to Warner's DNA mini-LP. We've loads to reveal!
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